12 best dad jokes ahead of Father’s Day

Father’s Day is the perfect excuse to indulge in some corny dad jokes.

If you like funny one-liners, you are definitely going to love this! 

1. When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
2. Did you hear about the cleaners who went to space? They ended up scrubbing the mission.
3. How much does it cost to swim with sharks? An arm and a leg.
4. What did one toilet say to the other? You appear a bit flushed.
5. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
6. Why did the rabbit go to the salon? It was having a bad hare day.
7. How do you light up a sports stadium? With a soccer match.
8. I told a bad chemistry joke once. I got no reaction.
9. How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
10. What do clouds wear beneath their pants? Thunderwear.
11. What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
12. How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys.

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